what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things
I want a card like this. Okay? Okay.
Why hello there, dashboard. I missed you too.
Okay, so I kinda love/adore my dashboard.
